sassmasterradaghost said: I want to see Mads trying to eat Hugh's arm
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Classic Hollywood Bloopers
And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:
These are WONDERFUL
me: yeah i had that interview with the company in california today
my mom: i don’t want to die in california!
my mom: if you go there then we both know when i’m old i’ll get shipped out to some nursing home near you. it’s fine, really, as long as you don’t throw my ashes in the pacific ocean
Who stopped loving who? Did I stop caring? Maybe I only saw her in two-dimensions and I didn’t care to look at more complex data.
Anonymous said: Who's your favorite white rap band? Mackerel?
Anonymous said: yo do you have any advice on how to take the best selfie
yes throw your cell phone in the trash can
Brazilian cave creatures’s marathon sex sessions extract nourishment along with sperm from reluctant male.
every line is a gem
“(When researchers tried to pull apart two mating insects, the female was gripping so tightly that the male was accidentally ripped in half, leaving his genitalia still attached to the female.)”
“In some other insects, males expend personal resources to create highly sought-after ‘nuptial gifts’ of sperm and nutrients that they bestow upon their mate during copulation.”
“Yoshizawa and his colleagues are now working to establish a healthy population in the lab, but the biggest challenge will be finding a suitable food to replace the cave-bat droppings.”
(hwwoo hwooo hwooo hwoowhoho, hwhoo whwooo whohwohoo ,whhwoo hwhowo hhowh woooo) mowwy? daddy? (hwooo HWOOO hWOOO HWOO, HWOOO HWOOO HWOOO HWOOWHOO, HWOOO HWOOO HWOOOHWOOO) the day is full of birds. (hWOO HWOOO HWOO< HWOOOW HWHOOOHOH OHW,m WHOWO HWOOOO HWHO…
this was one of my favorites, especially the silly tongue/mustache bits lol